Saturday, January 8, 2011

An email from Tony Haywire of Bogus Petroleum

Tony Haywire(
Wed 1/09/11 9:53 AM
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I work with an oil company with an oil concession (#MC252) in the Gulf of Mexico, United States of America. I have a business proposition for you.
Our exploration department had discovered a huge oilfield with a potential payload of 100 billions of barrels of light sweet crude. At USD75/barrel, we are looking towards $7500 Billion US Dollars of revenue. Our COIA director (code name Dick Tracy) of covert business in US, has been detained in Nigeria over a recent corruption charge and is not expected to return to the US to assist in the covert operation of extracting millions of dollars out of the unsuspecting US public. Just a little secret - have you wondered why the US economy is bleeding so badly?
We came across your articles in the newsvine. You seem to have a lot of influence on the newsvine, fishing community and US congressmen. We could use you to replace our Dick Tracy who would not be able to come back to the states anytime soon. We have been having a lot of protests by the fishing community in the Gulf states. We suspect it has to do with one of our secret wells (Macondo A) leaking oil into the gulf. All our Mass Deception acts doesn't seem to work their magic on the small people anymore. We think this is the doing of that pesky little guy who called himself a geohazards specialist writing on the newsvine and leaking all our dirty little secrets.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my company decided to seek your assistance and offer you the position of COIA (Covert Operation in America) director, to replace Dick Tracy.
If you accept this position, we would transfer immediately (10.5Million Dollars) to your account as seed money for you to influence the American "small people" through bogus publicity, bogus press, bogus publication and bogus everything.
I expect that you will give me your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication with you and for more details.
Best Regards
Mr Tony Haywire
Phone Number +22678034394
Burkina Faso, UK.
p.s You will understand to keep this matter confidential. We would not like to see you drown in your hot tub.
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